Huh. JB-007 survived Starkiller?

huh? JB-007? Oh, the stormtrooper guarding Rey? I thought you were referring to a planet!

Also, I am just gonna call you Moff. I'm not calling you by that long ass name you have now. I can't believe I had to search the internet for that stormtrooper reference. BTW, How do you know that he survived?

anyway, I've got something to share:

Luke discovered Snoke CREATED the Sith and was banished by the First Jedi!

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Welp...I guess here comes the make or break moment? For me at least.

END THE JEDI

JUST DO IT

DO IT

DON'T LET YOUR DREAMS BE DREAMS

Well, that was boring. Speaking of boring, can we please just let Boring Stormtrooper Whose Name Escapes Me die?

Phasma. Shiny Chrome Toaster Trooper.

Her too, but I meant the one who joined the Rebels Resistance.

Finn

I don't mind him. I want Dameron dead. BRING BACK DENIS LAWSON!

Is he related to Miranda?

I find Finn extraordinarily boring and easily the weakest actor of the new main cast. I think I could ignore him more if it weren't for the fact that people seem to like him and seem to think everyone likes him. Honestly Rey was the only standout of the new cast IMO.

You know who Finn reminds me of? Ensign Kim. Shooting for "everyman," achieving "generic."

Goddammit! I had to do so many things today and I couldn't even get anywhere near a computer and no one told me shit about the teaser!
The only way I figured it out is from my mom searching through theforce.net news site. Alrighty, I got the trailer on the main thread post and also, Thank you for delivering the trailer, Flying Ace! Now Someone else thank him please. He found it before I did.

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Is he related to Miranda?

No, he's the actor who played Wedge, ya smartass

I know that. But he could still conceivably be addressed as "Operative Lawson."

Yeah, but he'll look awful in that catsuit.

Catsuit is only for Miranda...and no one else

Well, maybe Liara >_>

Well, Wedge is getting it... while Miranda is opening up the box from the clothing shop and wondering why she got an ugly orange flight suit.

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She'll still manage to make it look good

Well, yes.

Personally, I wasn't really able to take Miranda seriously until she started wearing the armor from the alternate appearance pack.

I always took her seriously. The catsuit was just a lovely lovely bonus

EDIT: Also, we're doing it again guys

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Well, bloody hell, 120 seconds of teaser footage. Kinda covered it, so, not sure what else there is.

I realize things have changed, but I grew up watching these characters. Killing Han is one thing, but I really hope they don't do anything to ruin Luke's character.

EDIT: OR Obi-Wan's >_>

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You mean you don't want to find out Obi-Wan had a baby with Pacifist Mandalore and Rey is his granddaughter?

Indeed

Obi-Wan/Padme shippers were bad enough.

Do you remember when Padme was going to sleep with an old flame just to piss off Anakin under the guise of diplomacy? <_<

...Maybe you stopped watching before that. Point is, Padme's a bitch.

Right now, I am just eagerly waiting for one of the moderators or the site admin (Crazed) to update the news feed on SWGB Heaven.

Anybody got a clue as to any updates of the film? I go to theforce.net, but anyone else got some info? I wouldn't mind reading it.

oh and I got a poster...

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Oh, I almost forgot... NEW PONIES TODAY

See, now we're not talking about Mass Effect.

That is a pretty cool poster.

Not sure what to think of the trailer, though I'm interested not matter what, so . . .

Hopefully, I won't walk out of this one wondering about Military Moe film adaptations.

Although, Girls und Panzer: Der Film truly was that epic. Now we need to see if Kantai Collection: The Movie is any good... and if Youjo Senki is gonna get a movie. <_<

Gotta say, I'm more interested in this movie than I was in TFA after TFA trailers started appearing. First of all, I assume that Luke is reflecting that maybe a cult isn't so great after all: good direction, if you ask me! Even if the question is just posed and nothing significant comes of it, at least it displays an element of self examination.

I really liked the sense of foreboding that the music and the red titles conveyed at the end. To me it said that the new trilogy's introduction is done, now we are sinking our teeth into the meat of the story that they want to tell. I hope it comes across like that in the movie.

Also, this may be coincidental, but Rogue One built heavily on the theme of hope being a driving force for little people to achieve great things. This trailer, and the Battlefront 2 trailer ("Hope cannot save them!") seem to be stripping that down again. I might be reading too much into it, but I'm curious to see what they are working towards. I got the DVD for Rogue One by the way, and it seems to have improved on the times I saw it in the cinema.

And see the horizon at about 1:16? Walkers.

So we're going to keep having the First Order shamelessly rip off my beloved Empire...so much for hoping the true Empire emerges from the shadows to bitchslap some posers.

Still say Luke should have had a son who decided to leave the Jedi and find the remnant of the Empire and become their new Emperor