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Gen_Rhys_Dallows
Jedi Knight
posted 10-08-13 02:47 PM EDT (US)         
Welp. You know the deal. Pretty much anything Star Wars. The good, bad, and ugly. Mostly bad and ugly, though.



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Kousoku Senkan Moffgou
Moff
(id: Moff Yittreas)
posted 10-08-13 03:28 PM EDT (US)     1 / 1634       
Princess Leia and Chewie were OTP anyway. Also, Leia and Mara. But not Chewie and Mara. Allowed for some tension.

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Kousoku Senkan Moffgou
Moff
(id: Moff Yittreas)
posted 10-11-13 06:16 PM EDT (US)     2 / 1634       
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Ewok_Jerky

PEOPLE EAT EWOKS

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Flying Ace
Clone Trooper
(id: Lord Vader672)
posted 10-11-13 10:32 PM EDT (US)     3 / 1634       
Obi-Wan: What's this? (referring to Jar Jar)

Qui-Gon: A thousand terrible things.

So good, it should have been in the script...that fact is also what kept it OUT of the script. Irony much?

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Clone Trooper
posted 10-12-13 07:08 AM EDT (US)     4 / 1634       
I just watched that last night - this morning my flat mate asked me why I kept laughing last night.

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The darkest hour is before the dawn, and even this war must end.


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Kousoku Senkan Moffgou
Moff
(id: Moff Yittreas)
posted 10-12-13 10:17 AM EDT (US)     5 / 1634       
Now, now... Jar Jar is the only character in TPM that actually has an arc.

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Clone Trooper
posted 10-12-13 11:08 AM EDT (US)     6 / 1634       
Idiot to... General idiot?

It's a long road that has no turning - It's never too late to mend.
The darkest hour is before the dawn, and even this war must end.


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Kousoku Senkan Moffgou
Moff
(id: Moff Yittreas)
posted 10-12-13 01:12 PM EDT (US)     7 / 1634       
Well... Obi-Wan doesn't change or develop... Qui-Gon dies... Padme doesn't change at all...

Jar Jar matures a bit (...a bit) and his situation changes. Meanwhile, Anakin doesn't show up till the halfway point and, after the podrace, just pushes random buttons while hiding behind continuity armor.

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Clone Trooper
posted 10-12-13 02:04 PM EDT (US)     8 / 1634       
Eh... I see where you're getting at, and comparatively Jar Jar changes maybe a tiny bit, but I wouldn't really call that a character arc.

It's a long road that has no turning - It's never too late to mend.
The darkest hour is before the dawn, and even this war must end.


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~\\*.. The Real McCoy ..*//~
Flying Ace
Clone Trooper
(id: Lord Vader672)
posted 10-12-13 02:14 PM EDT (US)     9 / 1634       
Still think they should have had the clone wars start in EP 1 >_>

What was YOUR ME3 ending: Merge with Helios, Illuminati, or Tracer Tong?
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Kousoku Senkan Moffgou
Moff
(id: Moff Yittreas)
posted 10-12-13 02:36 PM EDT (US)     10 / 1634       
Well... "from a certain point of view..."

Of course, given they use that as an excuse to plaster over every ultra-thin coincidence that later gets developed into a full-blown plot... <_<

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Clone Trooper
posted 10-12-13 02:36 PM EDT (US)     11 / 1634       
...wow, then they would be really long. It could work (especially as it was supposed to be the biggest war in history, which would generally be more than the four/two years given by Lucas) though I would have hints to the start of the war. Maybe get it started properly right at the end.

It's a long road that has no turning - It's never too late to mend.
The darkest hour is before the dawn, and even this war must end.


Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster - Widely considered the galaxy's best drink, the effects of which are like having your brains smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped around a large gold brick.

~\\*.. The Real McCoy ..*//~
Kousoku Senkan Moffgou
Moff
(id: Moff Yittreas)
posted 10-12-13 02:39 PM EDT (US)     12 / 1634       
Pretty sure the Great Galactic War and New Sith Wars dwarf... everything. Or the Hundred Years' Darkness.

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Clone Trooper
posted 10-12-13 02:47 PM EDT (US)     13 / 1634       
Well, yes. But I thought people in the Star Wars universe commonly refer to the Clone Wars as the biggest war in history? Or the worst? Something like that. I could be making that up...

It's a long road that has no turning - It's never too late to mend.
The darkest hour is before the dawn, and even this war must end.


Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster - Widely considered the galaxy's best drink, the effects of which are like having your brains smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped around a large gold brick.

~\\*.. The Real McCoy ..*//~
Kousoku Senkan Moffgou
Moff
(id: Moff Yittreas)
posted 10-12-13 03:13 PM EDT (US)     14 / 1634       
I think George says that. Because... well, everything has to be the biggest, worst, superlative-est thing since forever.

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Flying Ace
Clone Trooper
(id: Lord Vader672)
posted 10-12-13 04:01 PM EDT (US)     15 / 1634       
By worst, meaning most destructive, I'd probably go for the Vong War.

What was YOUR ME3 ending: Merge with Helios, Illuminati, or Tracer Tong?
"I feel like I just watched Dwayne Johnson beat a small disabled child. Except the disabled child is really an infant clone of Hitler. It's so painful to watch...but so glorious." - Cheapy
"The Rebels only have one rank: traitor." - Eothain
Emissary of the Prophets
Clone Trooper
(id: Admiral Zaarin)
posted 10-12-13 04:29 PM EDT (US)     16 / 1634       
The Vong War never happened. Even counting it, though, I'd say the worst conflict in Star Wars would be the Mandalorian Wars. And based on the rest of the EU, the Clone Wars should have been the Mandalorian Wars on steroids.

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Kousoku Senkan Moffgou
Moff
(id: Moff Yittreas)
posted 10-12-13 04:50 PM EDT (US)     17 / 1634       
Eh, Grievous supposedly burned a bunch of majorly-populated planets that we never heard of nor saw to the ground. So, civilian deaths were high.

Then TCW came out and said everything was small-unit actions and civilian casualties were limited to what can fit in frame and be managed by a single mustache-twirling villain per instance. No mass incineration of billions; just drop twenty or so colonists into a volcano. Shoot a couple Twi'leks to show how eeeeeeeeeeeeeevil you are.

I was more evil with my good guy Imperial in SWVII than everyone in TCW.

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Emissary of the Prophets
Clone Trooper
(id: Admiral Zaarin)
posted 10-12-13 04:54 PM EDT (US)     18 / 1634       
Yeah, I'm pretty certain Paragon Shepard's collateral damage is higher than the net sum of TCW's.

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Kousoku Senkan Moffgou
Moff
(id: Moff Yittreas)
posted 10-12-13 05:02 PM EDT (US)     19 / 1634       
Especially if you run out of grenades on Feros... like I did on my first playthrough.

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Flying Ace
Clone Trooper
(id: Lord Vader672)
posted 10-12-13 05:21 PM EDT (US)     20 / 1634       
How the hell did you manage that one?

What was YOUR ME3 ending: Merge with Helios, Illuminati, or Tracer Tong?
"I feel like I just watched Dwayne Johnson beat a small disabled child. Except the disabled child is really an infant clone of Hitler. It's so painful to watch...but so glorious." - Cheapy
"The Rebels only have one rank: traitor." - Eothain
Emissary of the Prophets
Clone Trooper
(id: Admiral Zaarin)
posted 10-12-13 05:22 PM EDT (US)     21 / 1634       
My only casualty in my first playthrough was the mean soldier lady--I didn't grieve much.

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What ship would bear me ever back across so wide a Sea?

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Flying Ace
Clone Trooper
(id: Lord Vader672)
posted 10-12-13 05:25 PM EDT (US)     22 / 1634       
Never liked her anyway. Thorian spores made her bitchy >_>

What was YOUR ME3 ending: Merge with Helios, Illuminati, or Tracer Tong?
"I feel like I just watched Dwayne Johnson beat a small disabled child. Except the disabled child is really an infant clone of Hitler. It's so painful to watch...but so glorious." - Cheapy
"The Rebels only have one rank: traitor." - Eothain
Kousoku Senkan Moffgou
Moff
(id: Moff Yittreas)
posted 10-12-13 05:27 PM EDT (US)     23 / 1634       
...I do have a habit of making sure she finds a few bullets. <_<
How the hell did you manage that one?
I tried using the grenades on the creepers... and I missed a couple throws, too. :p

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Flying Ace
Clone Trooper
(id: Lord Vader672)
posted 10-12-13 05:33 PM EDT (US)     24 / 1634       
Bah. The most frustrating "no-collateral" mission is the one with the high scientists running around.

What was YOUR ME3 ending: Merge with Helios, Illuminati, or Tracer Tong?
"I feel like I just watched Dwayne Johnson beat a small disabled child. Except the disabled child is really an infant clone of Hitler. It's so painful to watch...but so glorious." - Cheapy
"The Rebels only have one rank: traitor." - Eothain
Kousoku Senkan Moffgou
Moff
(id: Moff Yittreas)
posted 10-12-13 05:37 PM EDT (US)     25 / 1634       
Augh. That one. And the worst part is that it's bugged, so you get the news story in ME2 that Sirta's likely going to fail in a couple years. That was probably supposed to be something that crops up in 3, but the bug made them scrap it. Actually, for that matter, lots of bugs in ME1 screw up potential shifts for 2 and 3... <_<

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Clone Trooper
(id: Admiral Zaarin)
posted 10-12-13 05:38 PM EDT (US)     26 / 1634       
And unlike the Conrad Verner bug, the Sirta bug can't be fixed.

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What ship would bear me ever back across so wide a Sea?

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Flying Ace
Clone Trooper
(id: Lord Vader672)
posted 10-12-13 05:39 PM EDT (US)     27 / 1634       
Instead of just fixing the bugs...makes perfect sense >_>

EDIT: Zaarin posted while I was making mine

What was YOUR ME3 ending: Merge with Helios, Illuminati, or Tracer Tong?
"I feel like I just watched Dwayne Johnson beat a small disabled child. Except the disabled child is really an infant clone of Hitler. It's so painful to watch...but so glorious." - Cheapy
"The Rebels only have one rank: traitor." - Eothain

[This message has been edited by Flying Ace (edited 10-12-2013 @ 05:39 PM).]

Emissary of the Prophets
Clone Trooper
(id: Admiral Zaarin)
posted 10-12-13 05:40 PM EDT (US)     28 / 1634       
Considering players can fix the ME2 Conrad Verner bug with a single button, it really is baffling that EA never bothered.

Bethesda adds new bugs while fixing old ones; EA just doesn't fix them in the first place.

Zaarin | Creator of Coruscant Life SE
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"But if of ships I now should sing, what ship would come to me,
What ship would bear me ever back across so wide a Sea?

"Most forums derails into talking about memes. Here we derail into in-depth discussions about art. I like ours better."--jssf1992

[This message has been edited by Zaarin (edited 10-12-2013 @ 05:41 PM).]

Flying Ace
Clone Trooper
(id: Lord Vader672)
posted 10-12-13 05:42 PM EDT (US)     29 / 1634       
it really is baffling that EA never bothered.
EA
Is it really?

What was YOUR ME3 ending: Merge with Helios, Illuminati, or Tracer Tong?
"I feel like I just watched Dwayne Johnson beat a small disabled child. Except the disabled child is really an infant clone of Hitler. It's so painful to watch...but so glorious." - Cheapy
"The Rebels only have one rank: traitor." - Eothain
Emissary of the Prophets
Clone Trooper
(id: Admiral Zaarin)
posted 10-12-13 05:44 PM EDT (US)     30 / 1634       
They released patches for ME2--it would have taken them less than 0.2 seconds to fix the Verner bug!

Zaarin | Creator of Coruscant Life SE
deviantArt | New Campaign Coming Soon
"But if of ships I now should sing, what ship would come to me,
What ship would bear me ever back across so wide a Sea?

"Most forums derails into talking about memes. Here we derail into in-depth discussions about art. I like ours better."--jssf1992
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